Wednesday, April 6, 2011

The People of Walmart

I just had a thought.  Ben and I were driving the other day and I remember him saying (out of the blue),

"Hey, we haven't looked at any Walmart People in a while..."

So I though I would share with you one of our favorite pass times.  Enjoy ;)


TESTING HIS BOOB PRESSURE

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Why roll up your sleeves? Another way to check your blood pressure is by clamping the testing device on your left nipple. See, you learn something new every day.

END SCENE

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Oh sorry for staring, I just assumed a Shakespeare play was about to start when I saw the theater drapes on your back.

THE FIRST EVER WAL-MADNESS CHAMPION!

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It was a close one, but That’s A First prevailed to take home the title! We would like to thank everyone for voting.

IF IT SMELLS LIKE A FISH…

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Oh damn! How is it that fishnet can’t even hold you in? Those things are strong enough to contain angry sharks but somehow your side tire is too much for it! Not good.  Ps they found this in UT People...

ELITE EIGHT: EAST #1 FRONT TO BACK VS. #3 NO TAN LINE

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I shall dub this match-up “Who would you like to hug in a loving embrace more?”

WHAT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

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Holy Sweet Mother of Molasses! I’m not gonna ask where you’ve been all my life because I don’t venture to the types of places you do, but I can’t help but wonder why you weren’t in my life sooner so we could have put you in our tournament!!!!

SOUTHWEST: #3 TIGHTER VS. #14 FEEDING TIME

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I like the connection between these two opponents. He looks like he is wearing a big condom and she could have used one.

HA HA!  Sorry if this isn't your kind of humor, but we love it!  So stinkin funny!



3 comments:

Emily said...

Walmartians!!!! I love them!

ashleynicole said...

Oh my freaking nasty. Thanks for sharing, I'm scarred. For life.

Casper said...

Oh my good night... Seriously where did you find these?